Tequila and Marshal

Heraldo

This is a short story about Barry

Here’s a short story that I wrote while I was not updating the blog. I’d appreciate any criticisms.
 The Great Sleepover

Heart worms are the easiest pet to care for.

I didn’t think that I was ready to have children until I found out that Paul Smith designs baby clothes.

I find it odd that I will go back to bed beacuse I feel the need to bring closure to my dream of trying to find my gameboy’s A/C adapter so that I can pause my game all day while I’m at work.

When I see a caucasian with a Chinese accent, I can’t help but think that they’re just being racist.

Africa should invest in a machine that turns people with HIV/AIDS into fresh water.

I often wonder how many LOLcats are actually dead and their owners have just put them in funny positions.