Do you think Superman’s X-Ray vision ever gave anybody cancer?
Author: Mark McAvoy

When I was little I really wanted a dog so when ever someone said “It’s raining cats and dogs” I would stand in the rain for hours. Oddly enough I caught an emus and a orangutan. I guess they should change that saying.
Author: Zoe Bridges

I recently became a really big fan of the show “The View”. This isn’t supposed to be funny I just thought every one should know.
Author: Zoe Bridges

When I put the milk back in the fridge I put it teetering on the ledge. That way when my kid opens the fridge and spills the milk I can send him to his room while I play his video games.
Author: Zoe Bridges

I think it’s really mean when my girlfriend sprays the cat with a water gun when he starts to claw the furniture so to teach her a lesson I switched the water with mace…. She hasn’t sprayed our new cat once.
Author: Zoe Bridges

I don’t think my xbox should be the only one to have different skins
Author: Mathew Pitre

I wish mosquitoes were bigger so that after fogging everyone would appreciate poison more
Author: Pat Frovich

I shave a little bit more every day and tell people that I have a receding facial hair line.
Author: Travis Van Caster