[Insert Pun Regarding The Cockpit Here]
Here’s how you meet good looking girls: go to your city’s airport dressed up as a pilot and go up to a cute girl who’s waiting for her luggage. Tell her that you have her luggage and you’ll trade it to her for her phone number. If she calls your bluff and asks you to verify the contents of her luggage, just say that her underwear smells like strawberries. At this point she’ll be so flattered that it won’t matter that you’re a creepy liar.
Eli i read these all the time, keep getting better!…i love em
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